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Feb. 27th, 2006 @ 10:49 am I Didn't Realize How Easy It Was To Get Cuban Cigars Through Customs
Islands on the Western Caribbean sell Cohiba cigars for $7 each. Gotta buy them off the street and Jew them down a little. Got myself a nice handful of them. They tell me they had good bud also but since I'm drug free I didn't take them up on their offer. But I do like a good cigar. I think the Cuba embargo is crap anyways. I also got a 5 pack of Cohiba mini's for $8. Some chick offered to have me Clinton her with the cigar but I had to pass. My luck, she would probably have some disease that would make my face fall off.

They didn't even check bags. Next time I'm out there I'll have to keep that in mind.

But anyways let's recap what went on while i was incommunicado.

ROURKE - Still a drug and booze (and apparently Clap) infested loser who can't get a free apartment. Here's a hint you idiot, try getting a job and make money to pay for your rent. Fucking loser.

MAGGIE - Still a slutbag ho.

ERIC - Still a dirtbag (no surprise here)

RAYMONDO - Still a pussy who has me barred from his LJ. I guess he can't take a little constructive criticism.

Michelle - Dudette, you gotta stop this Eric worship.

Jayme- I still really love that girl.
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From:(Anonymous)
Date: March 1st, 2006 07:30 am (UTC)
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Thats a pretty obvious miss-use of parenthesis's for someone so up on grammar and spelling. I guess you missed the day they were teaching punctuation.
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From:[info]ljbomb
Date: March 1st, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
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Well it wasn't obvious to me. Please show me the correct way to use parenthesis (you don't need to add 's to parenthesis because it's singular.)

see we can help each other.
From:(Anonymous)
Date: March 1st, 2006 07:33 am (UTC)
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Oh Justin,
You did always love your cigars.
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From:[info]ljbomb
Date: March 1st, 2006 03:11 pm (UTC)
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yes i love cigars, no I'm not justin. Just ask him.
From:(Anonymous)
Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC)
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he wouldn't tell me
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From:[info]coldfireshadow
Date: April 2nd, 2006 11:31 pm (UTC)
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Can we please turn this LJ life into a sitcom??

I'm sure you could make SOME kinda money

Or fail horribly, have the entire world laugh at you, and commit suicide because NO ONE CARES AND INCH ABOUT YOU

Oh, wait... isn't that happening now??

You should get a move on with that sitcom thing. Speed it up a little. I'll sleep better at nite

I wish death upon you because you have no feeling, nothing that can easily be called kindness. Your just another of those people who's only joy in the world is making others miserable. Havn't we all had enough of that? Once highschool was over, wasn't that supposed to end?

Its amazing how much we're lied to and how many assholes are still running about the world
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From:[info]ljbomb
Date: April 4th, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC)

romeo and juliet

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ok jayme, we'll commit suicide together. just like romeo and juliet (in this case Juliet is having a hard time falling in love with Romeo).

let's see, you try to kill yourself, i see that you killed yourself and kill myself. you wake up because the poison didn't take effect and see that i'm dead and really kill yourself.

Here's where the story changes from the original. I actually didn't kill myself. i fell and got knocked out. but i woke up and you were already dead. don't worry i shed a tear for you and gave you a decent burial.

This is a work of fiction. Romeo(ljbomb) and Juliet(coldfireshadow) are alive an well and madly in love with each other. and they lived happily ever after.
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From:[info]ljbomb
Date: April 5th, 2006 12:33 pm (UTC)

Re: romeo and juliet

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oh, another thing.

that symbol you use in your posts kinda looks like Gumby.

I'm Gumby dammit!!!
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From:[info]coldfireshadow
Date: April 16th, 2006 07:48 pm (UTC)

Re: romeo and juliet

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Your a liar
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From:[info]coldfireshadow
Date: April 16th, 2006 07:48 pm (UTC)

Re: romeo and juliet

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and yes I know I spelt that wrong, thanks
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From:[info]ljbomb
Date: April 22nd, 2006 03:49 pm (UTC)

Re: romeo and juliet

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and i wasn't even going correct you